Hear ye, hear ye!

I got my mind on my wine and my wind on my mine! What does it take to get a glass around here??

It is not 2 o'clock. It is clearly 11 p.m.
In France.
I'll just pour myself the sliiightest bit.....

...let's not kid ourselves now. My life is VERY exciting. Up next: Miso does a headstand.

When you fail to open your wine bottle, take a
model picture with it instead!