A book that speaks to you and for you.

I was peacefully having SSR today when this ridiculous looking miniature dog-zebra came up to me and wouldn't stop staring...

BUT I was reading my favorite book (I read it once a week) so I couldn't be bothered.

What do you think?

If you chose "C" I can possibly consider you a decent acquaintance. 

If you chose "B" on the other hand, you are a really really really

boring but possibly happy individual. 

Once upon a time there was a jerk chicken who was mean to happy bunny. The jerk chicken went around kicking kittens and baby anteaters...according to happy bunny "there's no befriending a jerk like that."

Savage! I wonder if Grandmother was anything like this.

I personally choose to push mean people off their chairs but I don't oppose to hiring one of those uncivilized bears....

Thanks Jim Benton.