My whole life, all I ever wanted was some cake...

Yesterday, around 11p.m, when the midnight crunchies overtook my small stature, I yelled, "I want dessert!".

Then I made the college girl go out and buy me some.

It was pretty good....raspberry coffee cake...

I even had a hard time sleeping because I was so excited to eat cake for breakfast....

This photo is a reenactment of the crime scene

....until I woke up this morning...AND IT WAS GONE.

ALL GONE.

This photo is not a reenactment of the crime scene

OH, this is not over!  

The world is ending! The world is ending!

NOT.

Actually maybe all the crazy people will go to heaven and everything will be great!

Why am I in a drawer?
Because it's fun.

A book that speaks to you and for you.

I was peacefully having SSR today when this ridiculous looking miniature dog-zebra came up to me and wouldn't stop staring...

BUT I was reading my favorite book (I read it once a week) so I couldn't be bothered.

What do you think?

If you chose "C" I can possibly consider you a decent acquaintance. 

If you chose "B" on the other hand, you are a really really really

boring but possibly happy individual. 

Once upon a time there was a jerk chicken who was mean to happy bunny. The jerk chicken went around kicking kittens and baby anteaters...according to happy bunny "there's no befriending a jerk like that."

Savage! I wonder if Grandmother was anything like this.

I personally choose to push mean people off their chairs but I don't oppose to hiring one of those uncivilized bears....

Thanks Jim Benton. 

Hear ye, hear ye!

I got my mind on my wine and my wind on my mine! What does it take to get a glass around here??

It is not 2 o'clock. It is clearly 11 p.m.
In France.
I'll just pour myself the sliiightest bit.....

...let's not kid ourselves now. My life is VERY exciting. Up next: Miso does a headstand.

When you fail to open your wine bottle, take a
model picture with it instead!