Oh look....

So much for going on an "adventure" this "spring break"......so instead, I've decided to get into character for a play. I'm going to write about an English panda who wears a cowboy hat. I might as well use my talents while I'm waiting for the rain to never stop.

Mr. Fiddlestumps: "I'm no fool! You're a fool! This hat is worth faaaa mohr than Francine's rambunctious hamster!"

No, I'm not typing with my foot!

This is me typing when I'm angry:

adgadsghdsfhasglkkgljlkgkjlvbvmvcnbyuoiuyioyiorkhkjgjhkgkhg

This is me typing (note the legitimate spaces in between words):

asfdhshagsfdh ghkjkjgjhgkgh itoytuyityrutoriu lkhjljhll;kmlh

This is me typing a word in 8 seconds:

shoelace

Moral of this story:
You should feel bad about yourself because you don't need a keyboard the size of your grandmother's boat....

ANGRY. PAW. TO. KEYBOARD. <-- 22 seconds of my life

Research.

So naturally, one may ask, how many other blogging pandas are out there?

Judging by this convoluted search, obviously just one.

Did someone just yell "ignorance is an ego booster"?

Rain is bad for panda fur.

The rain has no pity. It's going to badger us for the rest of the week and probably forever. Don't even bother asking it to go away...because if it's not going to listen to me, it's certainly not going to listen to you.

Woe is me!
So much for coming out of hibernation....anyone else notice how much work it takes to see out of these windows? 

THANKS A LOT! Daylight Savings.....

Hey! Look! You can see my tail when I sleep!

I was so proud of myself for waking up before noon today....so what, I'm a heavy sleeper. The point is, I was being responsible here! But then I opened up my owner's computer to tamper with her facebook and saw it was actually 1 o'clock!! I've been sideswiped by the Aztec calendar!...or whatever it is that forces us to spring forward. I was totally going to read The Molecular Biology of the Gene today...but forget that! I hate everything. I'm going back to sleep.

Hi. I'm Miso. I do what I want.

Dear world,

 My name is Miso. I'm a 2 year old panda who was born in China and promptly after birth was moved to the animal isle in a Toys R Us somewhere in California. Anyways, I just want to start by clearing the air.

1. The title "stuffed animal" is derogatory and an attack on my character and self worth. How would you like it if I called you a stuffed human?
2. "Pillow pet" is no less offensive. I do the sleeping. No one sleeps on me. I have feelings.
3. I live with a crazy twenty something year-old college girl. I am basically an expert when it comes to deciphering the girl brain.
4. I don't care to decipher the girl brain.
5. I guess you could say I'm a college student. I sleep all the time. And I do what I want.
6. You may think to yourself: nothing is immortal. WRONG. I'm infinitely cute and will live forever unless the Earth explodes. Then you, myself, and I will all be gone...which will be sad because I'll miss my comfy bed :-(