It's True

I'm just going to go right out there and say it.
I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU PASSING JUDGEMENT...but, yes.

I have been hibernating.

I know. You know me. And I know you're thinking to yourself, "Oh but he's a panda....pandas don't hibernate. Oh, but I swear if he were a brown bear, now...."

Well! You can just stop thinking that because pandas DO hibernate. There are different forms of hibernation. Like constant relaxation...Oh, I know what you're thinking now..."by constant relaxation does he mean laziness?"

Well by laziness do I mean I was in a coma?
Absolutely not!

Constant relaxation is precisely what it was. It was absolutely vital for my poor little panda eyes to take a break from the computer screen. I am recovering from college.

Anyways now I'm back.

Well folks, I apologize. I really do apologize. I just said a whole lot of nothing up there. And I don't have a picture for today.

Well, fine. Here. A self-portrait I made last year. On academic parchment.