My name is Miso. I'm a 2 year old panda who was born in China and promptly after birth was moved to the animal isle in a Toys R Us somewhere in California. Anyways, I just want to start by clearing the air.
1. The title "stuffed animal" is derogatory and an attack on my character and self worth. How would you like it if I called you a stuffed human?
2. "Pillow pet" is no less offensive. I do the sleeping. No one sleeps on me. I have feelings.
3. I live with a crazy twenty something year-old college girl. I am basically an expert when it comes to deciphering the girl brain.
4. I don't care to decipher the girl brain.
5. I guess you could say I'm a college student. I sleep all the time. And I do what I want.
6. You may think to yourself: nothing is immortal. WRONG. I'm infinitely cute and will live forever unless the Earth explodes. Then you, myself, and I will all be gone...which will be sad because I'll miss my comfy bed :-(
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